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(SUPERIOR ME!!!!!or if it applies to you, STUPID ME!!!!!or of course, and this applies to most of my friends, STRANGE/FREAKY/WEIRD ME!!!!)
I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.
Cancel my subscriptions...i'm over your issues.
I dont have an Attitude Problem...Its supposed to be like this!!
Thats alright thats ok, I don't like you neway!
Half the people here envy me...and the other half...who cares?
It's not called showing off, it's called you being mad because you can't do it!
I may be bad, but I am perfectly good at it.
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.
Nobody's perfect therefore I must be a nobody.
I think, therefore I'm single.
THE ONLY PERSON CUTER THAN ME IS MY REFLECTION.
I am not gifted, i am weird.
Unique is an understatment; i'm just messed up.
God made all creatures beautiful, he just spent a little more time on some of us!!!
Don't judge what your small mind cannot comprehend.
In some cultures, what I do is considered normal.
Dont be mean unless you gotta! If you gotta then be as mean as you can!
I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing.
Don't upset me, i'm running outta places to hide the bodies.
Normal people worry me.
If you mess with the best, you'll go down like the rest.
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
The door is always open; feel free to leave!
We are the people your parents warned you about.
SPACE FOR RENT: call 1-800-ihaveroominmyhead
YOU! OFF MY PLANET!
I love not being you!
Did you know your smart? Smarter than a cucumber on wheels!
Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
I try not to let schoole interfere with my social life.
You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me!
Tormented by my beauty?
LALALALALALAL!!! I'm not listening!
I HAVE A PERMANENT SMILE ON MY FACE, MY FRIENDS ALL COMPLAIN THAT I'M GOING INSANE, BUT THE TRUTH IS THEY'RE JUST AFRAID.
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then i realized that suicide is a crime!!!
FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I am not a player...I'm the game.
I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?.
If your happy and you know it .............get out of my house.
You laugh because i'm different, I laugh because your all the same.
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?
No one can tell me what to do, it's my life and I will live it the way I want to.
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.
Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!
Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but your overusing the priviledge.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
I'm sugar, and spice, and everything nice...before you mess with me...you best think twice.
I may not always be right, but i'm NEVER wrong.
I know i'm not perfect, but i'm so close it scares me!
I'm not weird! I'm gifted!
He broke my heart so i broke his jaw.
I ran into my ex the other day....put in reverse, and hit him again!!!!!
Tap your heels together and say "i need a life. I need a life"
To catch me you gotta be fast, to find me you gotta be smart, but to BE ME!!! DAMN!! You must be kidding!!
What you see is what you get, so make your move...you won't regret!
I am independant and abusive, stay outta my way.